Captain Spaulding is a member of the group of killers known as the Firefly family. He dresses up as a clown, sells fried chicken, and runs a roadside attraction called Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen near Ruggsville, Texas. Captain Spaulding's museum includes a terrifying murder ride detailing the acts of several serial killers. He often uses this establishment as means of directing more victims toward the Firefly house.

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